homestuck overdose

benkling:

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

If you’re not already excited about Rob Cantor you will be now.

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

davestrider:

ashiok:

I CAN FINALLY WEAR THIS.

I’M STILL EXCITED ABOUT MIDNA IN HYRULE WARRIORS

you’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill the switch.

danisnotonfire:

i went to visit phil

lemon-ly:

lemon-ly:

I need you guys to send me jokes. just a  T O N of jokes. the worse the better 

for rEAL I need some jokes help me out here

what do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO EYE DEER

chloekarmalynch:

chloekarmalynch:

what CIS stands for:

Clopping

something went wrong while writing this but im just gonna leave it like that

ziggy-the-gengar:

I’m like a reverse dudebro, I constantly need to reaffirm how queer I am, just in case anyone mistakes me for a heterosexual.

fancyqueef:

gnumblr:

Reblog this with the mobile app and add your 5 most most recently used emojis

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dan’s stupid hamster video legit almost made me pee myself so i dont carE

i have permission from uncle jesse of full house, everybody, this is now exclusively a dan and phil blog, feel free to exit the premises