when you want to build/demolish a pwp and it’s a holiday
a tough opponent
there are three types of people in this world: bullies, people who get bullied, and the school principal, who refuses to do anything about the bullies because the head bully’s father is the local sicilian mob boss. you don’t know exactly what he’s capable of but when he came in to parent teacher conferences the teacher quit the next day. your daily newspaper keeps smelling like gasoline and sometimes you order a pizza and you’re given a smashed hot dog in a pizza box instead
"the beatles were the best band to ever live"
lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though?
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
things that make sense in physics
- inclined plane
things that should not be working but do anyway
- a gun firing even though there is no power source
- fridge making things cold when its power source is electricity which is hot
- leap years
- how come we haven’t deciphered any animals language completely yet
- megaphones being loud
to be honest I don’t even know how pulleys work
a lot of fridges have mercury in them to make them cool
okay I know that’s a lie because there’s only one mercury and its huge
i got back home and opened my laptop and for some reason there are 4 tabs of wikipedia results for potassium open
uhhhhhh I love elsens’ transformation
- this box of lucky charms
um. i dunno. reblog or like this. and follow me i guess. winner gets this box of lucky charms. i’ll ship anywhere in the world (THIS world, i am NOT shipping this to SKELETON HELL unless you’re gonna pay for the shipping)
lucky charms are really good. i don’t even care if you want to eat just the marshmallows, fucking go for it. plus why would you go to the store and buy them yourself when you can have them delivered to your door???
good luck bruh
get this post to 10k and i’ll throw in this smurf playing a bagpipe