sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
we got skeleton decorations in at my work
im extremely cute but im MAD!!! AND FULL OF HELLFIRE ONLY REVOLUTION WILL DOUSE
the girl with the sunglasses emoji tattoo
matching icons for you and your friends
promo this fox??
whatever you do, do NOT follow this person sh e is„ a mEME„„„,…
i was taking progress photos for a commission and accidentally found my ideal selfie-taking angle. finally.
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
*sees attractive person of the same gender*
I’M GOING GAY